1. Thou shall make thy's address very visible.

First of all, if you expect to ever receive any mail, pizza, packages, or anything delivered to your house, have a fucking clearly visible address on your mailbox or somewhere on your house. This does not mean have a white address on a white house, or an address behind a shitty piece of decor. This also means to have the correct address on your house. If your address is 3305 and the 5 fell off because of Ike, then find a new fucking 5 to nail to the wall. Otherwise, you will receive mail for 330 Fuckyou Lane.